Advice for the Week

Yesterday (or the day before that, I don't really remember), me and my mom went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond (henceforth reffered to as BBB). For some reason that I can't remember, she really wanted a Squeegee. Well, we went and looked at all the different kinds of Squeegees. Did you know that there are at least 7 different kinds of Squeegees? Why is that necessary? Anyway, there were quite a few to choose from. My mom wanted to get this plain, white, plastic one, but I wanted to get the brushed nickel one. She said "Why? It's just for cleaning glass." I said "But if you're going to clean glass, you may as well clean it with a pretty Squeegee." She was like "Well, no one's going to see it. It's going to be hanging on the back of the kitchen door." Then, a most profound thought came to me. I said "Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!" I really don't know why I thought that. It sounded so much more profound in my head. The guy who was helping us gave me that "O.o" look. Then he started laughing. And my mom started laughing. And I kept laughing (I had beat both of them to it). We couldn't stop. So, finallly, the manager came and was like "What's so funny?" as he glared at the store employee. We tried to explain, but he didn't get it. Oh well. Some people just aren't as...whatever I am.

So, when you're feeling down, or feel that life hates you, just remember: "Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!"

*recieves imaginary standing ovation*

Peace, Love, and Squeegees,

Wakwy

Updates

Hi people! I haven't posted in a while (I've mostly been on the most awesome site evar: www.sparknotes.com. You know you wanna click it...).

I was afraid that something bad would happen, like, someone hacking my blog. Youtube recently got hacked--a lot.

This past month has been very busy for me: I went to a women's conference at church, I dressed up for purim, I started reading the "Left Behind" series (depressing books, I might add), and I started knitting a sweater. I finished knitting my socks, and I'm thinking of starting another pair. I will probably order a "Team Dan" hoodie, and get his twilight blogs in a printed book. Also, I plan to write at least three Sparklife posts this month. If they don't get published there, I'll post 'em here (incidentally, the editors are posting another of my posts tonight!) Leave comments about what you people want me to talk about, or else I'll just have to do more posts with me rambling like this. Really, I'm only on here because I'm bored and my mom said no reading, knitting, or iPod until I take my science test, which she hasn't even given me (the life of a homeschooler, I tell ya).

Okay, before I leave, can anyone tell me why the heck everyone's obsessed with the Star Wars movies? I haven't seen all of them, and I admit they are good, but what's with the crazy fans? Like the guys at the top of the page ^

Okay, Love, Peace, and Hairgrease to you all! (and if you have oily hair already, then you get rainbow-chocolate shampoo)

Wakwy

I'm a published author!!

Hey guys!

I just wanted to let you all know about a post I wrote on Sparknotes.com about homeschoolers--here's the link:

http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/02/09/questions-home-schoolers-have-to-answer-every-day

It got a lot of positive feedback. I was so happy when they published it! Have fun reading.

L8R,

Wakwy

Another stupidly funny vid...

So, apparently someone decided to do another Michael Jackson tribute (R.I.P Micheal), but they put their own twist on it. It's a Arabic American tribute!! Who the heck thought of this? At any rate, it rocks. P.S. Skip to 00:30 to skip Michael's signiture...uh...pelvic malfunctions.



L8R,

Wakwy

This is the most awesome thing ever!!!!!!

It speaks for itself:

Happy New Year!

Question (for the like, 2 people who actually read this blog): Was 2009 a good year for you? It was for me.

(1) I officially became a teenager
(2) I had a really big b-day party (one, I might add, that I had to wear a fancy dress to)
(3) I got to stay out late more often (before, my 'rents had a huge problem with sleepovers, the result of oldest-child paranoia)
(4) So far, I have gotten out of shoveling the driveway!

But, as always, there were bad things that happened, like

(1) Michael Jackson died. I wasn't really a huge fan of him, but I was very familiar with his music. Yes, I admit, I even cried.
(2) Barack Obama became president. No comment on that one.
(3) I started Biology in school. Why, God, why?
(4) I now have a C+ grade in math (womp, womp). That just sucks.

*sigh* I'm depressed now. Anyway, I hope you guys had a happy New Year. I think I'll try to catch up on some sleep. *yawn* I went to a sleepless sleepover on New Year's Eve Eve. Don't ask.

L8R,

Wakwy

Change is inevitable...except from vending machines

Hey guys!

I know I haven't written in a while, but that's because I didn't have much time, what with all the holidays and me baking my tail off. On top of that, my family is moving. I'm not very happy about that, because my friends will be triple the distance. Sure, my mom says we can have more sleepovers, but I'm still mad. I don't even get my own room out of the deal! The only good thing that will come out of this for me is that I will be a resident of Troy, MI, which means I will have access to their awesome library (yeah, I'm a book freak). So my life is changing. Even things that I though I could count on are changing--such as the fact that I don't get New Year's week off anymore because "We will have to take the week we are moving off; we can't afford to take both weeks off!" (quote from my mom this morning). I don't like this change very much. The only change that I didn't get so far is when I tried to get my change back from the depths of the vending machine at our church. I shouldn't have trusted that thing. *sigh* another dollar lost within the lightless realm of the stealing vending machines.