Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Chef Boyardee is my enemy!
Today right before art class, my mom force-fed me Chef Boyardee ravioli. That stuff is absolutely gross! Not only is it canned, but it just doesn't look right--the beef isn't brown: it's a sick kind of gray. The pasta is way too soft, and the sauce tastes like that excuse for sauce they give you at Arby's--only thick and more tomatoey. *shudders* I have bad memories of Chef Boyardee from childhood. After eating Spagetti-O's once, I nearly messed on myself (gimme a break, I was only 6) at school (yeah, I used to go to a public school). The teachers noticed my oddly pale face, and asked if I was okay. I miserably nodded yes, then tried to puke into the toilet later on. It didn't work because I guess canned ravioli blocks you up. I was constipated for 2 days last time I ate that stuff. Pray that I don't die cause I ate it today.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Chef Boyardee is my enemy!
Today right before art class, my mom force-fed me Chef Boyardee ravioli. That stuff is absolutely gross! Not only is it canned, but it just doesn't look right--the beef isn't brown: it's a sick kind of gray. The pasta is way too soft, and the sauce tastes like that excuse for sauce they give you at Arby's--only thick and more tomatoey. *shudders* I have bad memories of Chef Boyardee from childhood. After eating Spagetti-O's once, I nearly messed on myself (gimme a break, I was only 6) at school (yeah, I used to go to a public school). The teachers noticed my oddly pale face, and asked if I was okay. I miserably nodded yes, then tried to puke into the toilet later on. It didn't work because I guess canned ravioli blocks you up. I was constipated for 2 days last time I ate that stuff. Pray that I don't die cause I ate it today.
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