Things that Tick Me Off...

For no real reason, I decided to make a list of things that make me tick:

(1) Bikinis. Come on! That's like stepping out in your underwear!
(2) Shorts that put the "short" in "shorts". No one wants to see what color underwear you have on.
(3) People that pick their noses and then eat the boogers. *shudders*
(4) Other people's sweaty feet.
(5) Dry French Fries. They taste like sawdust.
(6) Badly cooked, seasoned, or deboned fish. If it's badly cooked, it tastes like that nasty fish smell with a hint of "Essence de Armpit". If it's badly seasoned, it don't taste like nothin'. If it's badly deboned, that just stinks.
(7) Most people's little brothers. Including mine. Little sisters usually aren't as bad.
(8) Whenever people get too obsessed with someone. Like the "Twi-Hards" (over-obsessive Twilight fans), which brings me to the next thing that ticks me off.
(9) Anything to do with Twilight. Especially if it has something to do with Robert "Edward" Pattinson or that idiot Bella.
(10) Burnt food.
(11) When someone has to explain something to me more than 3 times. (it happens more often than you might think)
(12) When people assume things too quickly. Like, a lot of people I know think I am or wanna be goth because I like black clothes with plaid patterns. ^^ ugh. Or like when someone thinks thatI'm extra smart 'cause I'm homeschooled. Sorry, you're gonna be disappointed. I'm only about 30% smarter than the average kid on the block. ;)
(13) When people stand too close to you while talking.
(14) #13 combined with bad breath.
(15) When younger siblings don't shut up.

I guess that's all for now. Maybe I'll make a list of things that I absolutely love. Or a book list or something. My life is steadily getting more boringer.

L8R,

Skippy