Yesterday (or the day before that, I don't really remember), me and my mom went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond (henceforth reffered to as BBB). For some reason that I can't remember, she really wanted a Squeegee. Well, we went and looked at all the different kinds of Squeegees. Did you know that there are at least 7 different kinds of Squeegees? Why is that necessary? Anyway, there were quite a few to choose from. My mom wanted to get this plain, white, plastic one, but I wanted to get the brushed nickel one. She said "Why? It's just for cleaning glass." I said "But if you're going to clean glass, you may as well clean it with a pretty Squeegee." She was like "Well, no one's going to see it. It's going to be hanging on the back of the kitchen door." Then, a most profound thought came to me. I said "Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!" I really don't know why I thought that. It sounded so much more profound in my head. The guy who was helping us gave me that "O.o" look. Then he started laughing. And my mom started laughing. And I kept laughing (I had beat both of them to it). We couldn't stop. So, finallly, the manager came and was like "What's so funny?" as he glared at the store employee. We tried to explain, but he didn't get it. Oh well. Some people just aren't as...whatever I am.
So, when you're feeling down, or feel that life hates you, just remember: "Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!"
*recieves imaginary standing ovation*
Peace, Love, and Squeegees,
Wakwy
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Advice for the Week
Yesterday (or the day before that, I don't really remember), me and my mom went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond (henceforth reffered to as BBB). For some reason that I can't remember, she really wanted a Squeegee. Well, we went and looked at all the different kinds of Squeegees. Did you know that there are at least 7 different kinds of Squeegees? Why is that necessary? Anyway, there were quite a few to choose from. My mom wanted to get this plain, white, plastic one, but I wanted to get the brushed nickel one. She said "Why? It's just for cleaning glass." I said "But if you're going to clean glass, you may as well clean it with a pretty Squeegee." She was like "Well, no one's going to see it. It's going to be hanging on the back of the kitchen door." Then, a most profound thought came to me. I said "Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!" I really don't know why I thought that. It sounded so much more profound in my head. The guy who was helping us gave me that "O.o" look. Then he started laughing. And my mom started laughing. And I kept laughing (I had beat both of them to it). We couldn't stop. So, finallly, the manager came and was like "What's so funny?" as he glared at the store employee. We tried to explain, but he didn't get it. Oh well. Some people just aren't as...whatever I am.
So, when you're feeling down, or feel that life hates you, just remember: "Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!"
*recieves imaginary standing ovation*
Peace, Love, and Squeegees,
Wakwy
So, when you're feeling down, or feel that life hates you, just remember: "Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!"
*recieves imaginary standing ovation*
Peace, Love, and Squeegees,
Wakwy
6 comments:
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'ello, Skippy/Wakwy!
S'me, Kevin/MarauderPrincess!
I just started following... :D
I agree, you shouldn't do something boring with something that's boring. It makes it more boring.
I love to say "squeegee"
It's fun.
I'm going to stop talking now.
Adieu!
Kevin -
March 3, 2010 at 8:50 AM
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Hey, Wakwy!
*laughs*
Your Mom wanted a squeegee?! Wow...
That's different, but squeegees rule. YOu simply can't clean glass as well without it. ;)
"Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!"
That quote is awesome! And so true! Managers are stuck up, so of course the dude didn't get it.
Oh well...:D
Great post Wakwy!
*cheers* WE WANT WAKWY! WE WANT WAKWY!
YAAAAAAAY!
Peace and hair grease,
-Alyssia -
March 4, 2010 at 5:26 AM
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Don't hate the picture! You're so beautiful!
You look like an older version of my cousin Monique! You look so much like her! The spittin' image...
*shakes head* That's crazy.
Question: why is your username Wakwy?
People usually have a story behind their username. -
March 4, 2010 at 7:30 AM
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Good background, but IT'S NOT V-DAY!!!
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March 4, 2010 at 7:31 AM
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Maybe I should change my background...:D
Wakwy, you inspire me! -
March 4, 2010 at 7:34 AM
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@alygirl: Awww! Thank you! (as you can see, I've already changed the background) About my usename: it was the first thing that got typed (randomly, of course) in when I made up my Sparknotes usename. Most of my followers are fellow Sparklers, so I changed it from "Skippy" to "Wakwy". I got the nickname "Skipper" a year ago at a b-day party (no reason, we were giving each other random names)
Peace, Love, and Hairgrease (or hair oil control if you have oily hair),
Wakwy/Skippy -
March 5, 2010 at 6:42 AM
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6 comments:
'ello, Skippy/Wakwy!
S'me, Kevin/MarauderPrincess!
I just started following... :D
I agree, you shouldn't do something boring with something that's boring. It makes it more boring.
I love to say "squeegee"
It's fun.
I'm going to stop talking now.
Adieu!
Kevin
Hey, Wakwy!
*laughs*
Your Mom wanted a squeegee?! Wow...
That's different, but squeegees rule. YOu simply can't clean glass as well without it. ;)
"Never Squeegee with a Squeegee you wouldn't look at!"
That quote is awesome! And so true! Managers are stuck up, so of course the dude didn't get it.
Oh well...:D
Great post Wakwy!
*cheers* WE WANT WAKWY! WE WANT WAKWY!
YAAAAAAAY!
Peace and hair grease,
-Alyssia
Don't hate the picture! You're so beautiful!
You look like an older version of my cousin Monique! You look so much like her! The spittin' image...
*shakes head* That's crazy.
Question: why is your username Wakwy?
People usually have a story behind their username.
Good background, but IT'S NOT V-DAY!!!
*laughs*
Maybe I should change my background...:D
Wakwy, you inspire me!
@alygirl: Awww! Thank you! (as you can see, I've already changed the background) About my usename: it was the first thing that got typed (randomly, of course) in when I made up my Sparknotes usename. Most of my followers are fellow Sparklers, so I changed it from "Skippy" to "Wakwy". I got the nickname "Skipper" a year ago at a b-day party (no reason, we were giving each other random names)
Peace, Love, and Hairgrease (or hair oil control if you have oily hair),
Wakwy/Skippy
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