Ish sorry...

Omg first I want to say that I am SO sorry for taking forever about posting. *takes beatings* There was a lot going on, and I didn't have time to post or read new posts. In fact, this'll be probably the only post for at least a week, since I'm going to Florida next week. But, in hopeful recompense for your anxious waiting (cus i know you've been waiting anxiously :P), I've written a post for yall. Actually, it's co-written. I sent it into Sparknotes, but they didn't publish it because they didn't want people to feel left out. I agree :D

Unofficially Official Spark-Titles (based on Open Threads)

Sparklers Wakwy, Princeskander, Murtagh963, Glittermouse963, and Illustrious_Sir_Kyle here! For those of you who don't know, we're a bunch of sparklers who know each other in real life. Lately, we've been on the open threads a lot, and during that time have made many Sparkfriends. Over the course of a few months, we feel like we've gotten to know these people well enough to give them Unofficial Offical Spark-Titles. Just add "Unofficially Official" in front of your title:

MauraderPrincess: Queen of the Open Threads

EVERYONE knows Kevin on the OTs! And she's rather proficient when it comes to adding to her family tree.

Princeskander: Prince of the Open Threads

Because for some reason, every time he meets someone, they've heard of him.

Hanini_Panini: Teapot

*snicker* We're not going to explain that one :P

Murtagh963: President of Oldies Club

The "Oldies" club is a secret society of sparklers who are over the age of 20. Murtagh (commonly known as "Kenny") is the oldest living sparkler at 23.

Sonic_Girl: Vice President of Oldies Club

Shes ancient. At the ripe old age of 21 (we think), Sonic has been (unknown to her) chosen as the VP of the aforementioned Oldies club.

Zanyzakky: Stalker of Teenagers and Oldies

He made a mistake on his profile and said that he was 40. Creepy pedo...:P

IAmErik: Awesome Hawaiian Dude Who Eats Lunch When I'm Eating Dinner

'Nuf said.

Jackofhearts: Hater of Muffins :P

When we first met him, he was in an argument with Muffinsarejustbetter about whether muffins or cupcakes are better. We agree with muffins. (with the exception of glittermouse, who likes cupcakes)

Straight_Edge_Society: Daughter of the Year

Wakwy and Princeskander adopted Edgey because she asked them to, free of parental responsibility.

Glittermouse963: Aunt Sandy

She's Edgey's Spark-aunt, but gets called "Aunt Sandy" by most people.

XxX_DragonRider_XxX: Maker of Awesome Signs

If you see him on a thread, ask him to make a sign for your name.

Alygirlrockz16: Giver Of Much-Needed Advice Without Having To Wait For Auntie Sparknotes

Uh, that pretty much covers it. Thanks for the times you've helped us, Aly! *e-cookies*

Dan_Bergstein: President of the World

We believe that a world in which Dan Bergsten was president would be a world in which werewolves would be revered as gods, and in which no one worried about tassels on Graduation Day. Who wouldn't want to live in a world like that?

Rebel_of_Nowhere: Vice President of the World

Cus she's just awesome. (and a Spark-lebrity)

Gummybeararmygeneral: Spark-General of Super-secret Army of Gummy Bears That Can Face Nuclear Weapons With Their Bare Paws

That's right, don't mess with the goverment in Sparktopia or else you will be hounded forever by nuclear proof gummy bears.

Skysquirrel417: Spark-Army General of Internet Forces

If you know skwirl, you know what we mean--he is the ULTIMATE starter of Spark-wars in the OT comments. And he usually wins.

Spark_Emily, Robert_Isenberg, and the rest of the Sparkitors: Congress

Our illustrious Sparkitors would totally rule the world and make sure that everyone had decent reading material. And they would probably ban detention. Please?

Wakwy: World President of Pastry

She's making the wedding cakes for our friends' Spark-weddings (crazy stuff happens on the threads).

Illustrious_Sir_Kyle: Peace Ambassador

He stopped us from killing Dragon_Rider. Don't ask.